lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

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corysanchez:

mood: sleep

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what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)
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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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cublet83:

Lol
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elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

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